The 5 Types of Facebook Friends
We all have Facebook friends like this.
5. The Tumblr Fanatic/Feminist
Posts and shares Tumblr screenshots about her "privileges", unfunny posts where it suddenly GOES INTO ALL CAps and then stops in the middle of a word and then ANOTHER PART IS Capitalized. Is really big into equality (except for men) and current human rights debates.
4. The Lonely Girl/Sensitive Boy
The lonely girl will constantly post statuses asking people to hang, or to like their status for a rate and message. The sensitive boy will talk about the girl that got away, and all of his trust issues, via Facebook statuses.
3. The racist old dude
That one old dude who you're not entirely sure if you know them in real life, but all they post about is politics and sharing pictures on how terrible Obama is. Sometimes posts statuses complaining about housework.
2. The concerned mother
Shares every picture and post about the new terrible virus that is infecting and raping and murdering and kidnapping her children, and how there is a new gang initiation that involves someone doing a normal activity behind you, and then they go in and stab your children and kidnap you so that they can murder you in front of their gang leaders. It's on the internet, you know it's true.
1. You
You don't really post much, besides perhaps responding to happy birthday wishes and posting vacation photos. You click on interesting articles that caught your eye, and watch some of the videos your friends share.
5. The Tumblr Fanatic/Feminist
Posts and shares Tumblr screenshots about her "privileges", unfunny posts where it suddenly GOES INTO ALL CAps and then stops in the middle of a word and then ANOTHER PART IS Capitalized. Is really big into equality (except for men) and current human rights debates.
4. The Lonely Girl/Sensitive Boy
The lonely girl will constantly post statuses asking people to hang, or to like their status for a rate and message. The sensitive boy will talk about the girl that got away, and all of his trust issues, via Facebook statuses.
3. The racist old dude
That one old dude who you're not entirely sure if you know them in real life, but all they post about is politics and sharing pictures on how terrible Obama is. Sometimes posts statuses complaining about housework.
2. The concerned mother
Shares every picture and post about the new terrible virus that is infecting and raping and murdering and kidnapping her children, and how there is a new gang initiation that involves someone doing a normal activity behind you, and then they go in and stab your children and kidnap you so that they can murder you in front of their gang leaders. It's on the internet, you know it's true.
1. You
You don't really post much, besides perhaps responding to happy birthday wishes and posting vacation photos. You click on interesting articles that caught your eye, and watch some of the videos your friends share.
So relatable hahah! Nailed it James.
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