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A huge turning point in American history has commenced today.   With gay marriage now being legal nationwide, this liberates everyone in America and confirms that the U.S. is truly the land of the free. Although not all people are happy about this change. Enter Bryan Fischer: an ignorant radio talk show host who does not support equal rights. Fischer frequently compares equal rights to 9/11, upsetting a lot of people. Take a look at his tweets below or check out his twitter @BryanJFischer

1) If you have a tooth ache, try rubbing ice in the skin between your thumb and index finger.   Your hand reacts with several nerves leading to your mouth that will relieve most of the pain. 2) Are you stressed about an interview or exam coming up?   Recent studies show that people who take a minute to write down there feelings on the situation end up doing better on tests. 3) Having a hard time hearing someone in a loud setting?  Your left ear picks up words more easily while your right ear responds better to music.  4) Can't stand the sight of needles?! Studies show that coughing during a shot can minimize the pain by occupying other parts of your brain. 5)After eating a large meal before sleeping, try laying on your left hand side.   This allows your stomach to rest below your esophagus therefore, giving you a more settling slumber. 6)If you are in a bad mood, try putting something a small everyday item in your mouth, such as a tooth pi...

           The future is finally upon us.    In 2016 The worlds dream will have finally been coming true, when next year, the jet pack will be released to purchase as a recreational vehicle for those money bag thrill seekers.   These vehicles will be sold for around $150,000 to $200,000 and will be in limited supply.  

              A new study published in the journal Cognition and Emotion suggests laughter helps children learn new tasks. A study in France was conducted involving 53 children around 18 months old, in which a toy duck was picked up with a rake. In a controlled group, the duck was picked up with a straight face.   Although in a tested group the duck was picked up in a way to make the child laugh such as throwing it unexpectedly on the ground.    94% who laughed from the duck being picked up in a funny way, were able to mimic retrieving the duck and were able to do it a lot faster.  

1)In space you cant cry, because there's no gravity to make the tears flow.  2)Blue Wales are so large, a little kid could swim though its veins  3)Hippos produce pink milk  4)The flag erected on the moon on the Apollo 11 landing was purchased at sears for $5.50  5)Women find men more attractive when they get more attention from other women  6)Man is the only mammal that willingly delays sleep 7)Studies have found that one of the crucial factors in how a relationship works is how you celebrate your partners good news.  8)It rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter 9)A new study shows that eating chocolate may help your brain with mathematics  10)In 2014 Skidmore College in New York started offering classes on the sociology of Miley Cyrus      

Oreos have been around for decades, but did you know you have been eating them the wrong way your entire life? Oreos are great, but it's impossible to completely submerge the cookie into a glass of milk. If you want to dip your Oreo in a glass of milk, you have to hold it, possibly get half of the cookie in, and get the tips of your fingers wet in the process. But now, you'll never have to suffer from this again. What you need: Oreos glass of milk fork Put fork in between Oreo Dip Oreo into milk Enjoy It's that easy.

We all have Facebook friends like this. 5. The Tumblr Fanatic/Feminist Posts and shares Tumblr screenshots about her "privileges", unfunny posts where it suddenly GOES INTO ALL CAps and then stops in the middle of a word and then ANOTHER PART IS Capitalized. Is really big into equality (except for men) and current human rights debates. 4. The Lonely Girl/Sensitive Boy The lonely girl will constantly post statuses asking people to hang, or to like their status for a rate and message. The sensitive boy will talk about the girl that got away, and all of his trust issues, via Facebook statuses. 3. The racist old dude That one old dude who you're not entirely sure if you know them in real life, but all they post about is politics and sharing pictures on how terrible Obama is. Sometimes posts statuses complaining about housework. 2. The concerned mother Shares every picture and post about the new terrible virus that is infecting and raping and murdering and kidnappi...