How to beat Flappy Bird

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   THERE IS A SECRET TO FLAPPY BIRD
   If your phone has survived the endless punishment you gave it after downloading the game Flappy Bird, you are in luck. 
   Flappy Bird is easy once you get the hang of it. Once I figured out the secret to survival in Flappy Bird, I was flapping away double digit scores on every single run. 
  •    Get as low as possible
    • Don't do this.
    • If you want to last for longer than 2 points, you need to get low. Enter each of the two pipes at the lowest point possible. Flap up at the last moment before you hit the lower pipe. Once you figure out how to time these jumps, you will get mega high scores.
  • Don't over-flap it
    • If you get nervous and start flapping like crazy, you are going to lose. Just relax, take a deep breath, and flap. In the words of my 4th grade Karate instructor, "Your mind is more powerful than your [thumb]." 
  • Just chill out
    • Above all, just chill. You will go crazy if you spend all of your day trying to beat your high score. Take breaks; don't let Mr. Flappy Bird control your life. If you are angry while you're playing, you are going to lose. 


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